It's courtship season in our house as kid number 6 is out trying to get himself a wife. Thankfully there are some good Biblical guidelines out there and if a young person seeking marriage follows a few basic guidelines he's setting himself up for better success than most.
Still, finding a wife is serious work. Here are two things we can be sure of:
1. Duck Dynasty is pretty funny.
2. Marriage is serious business.
In light of these truths, we thought we'd share Phil Robertson's wise, yet pretty humorous words:
"Don't marry some yuppie girl, you know what I'm sayin'? Find you a meek, kind, gentle spirited, country girl. If she knows how to cook, and she carries her bible and lives by it and she loves to eat bull frogs, now there's a woman. See what I'm sayin'?
You see, the first prerequisite for marryin' a woman in my opinion; Can. She. Cook. You gonna be there for 50 years and you don't even know whether she can cook or not? What kind of thinkin' is that?! "Well, we'll just live off love." Not really. You'll starve to death.
She doesn't have to be a pretty girl. Just 'cause she looks a little homely, that's alright. It's hard to get a pretty one to cook and carry a Bible anymore. Pass me another frog."
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